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From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.
He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”
The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

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mrrandomneseianese:

Guys can we talk about how great reversed gifs are

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like we have the vacuums

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we have the dirty stuff

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we have the fixers

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we have the ceptioners

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and we have my favorite 

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like these are the greatest things in the world

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"its britney bitch"

— the bible (leviticus 7:58)

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i just think its really cute because on cybertron they dont say “i love you” they say

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which translates to “your spark is of pure light that brightens life and casts a shadow on fears” and i think that’s beautiful

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me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD

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AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.


 it’s caled a fucking date

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"Haha you’ll probably name your baby naruto" um no????? Wtf??????? Why would I name a baby after someone they could never even compare to????? Why would I set a baby up for failure like that

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basically-better-than-you:

attention-bot:



I LIVE FOR THIS POST

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this is how my kids will learn the alphebet

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