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mellarkbakers:

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spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

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daftwithoneshoe:

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communistweed:

sirlightbulb:

i don’t even understand how boy bands from the late 90’s dance so well

yeah they’re always so nsync

YOU FUCKING DIDNT

Alright, calm down, if you’re going to fight, take it to the back street, boys.

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

reblog if you like pasta

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what are you trying to pull here dominos

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surprisebitch:

i dont get it but i’ll reblog it anyway cause it has 30,000 notes

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appledevice:

hold on guys i have to take this

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canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

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crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

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bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

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valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

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carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

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