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ratchetmessreturns:

I can’t

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ratchetmessreturns:

why you calling your future daughter a bitch though….

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epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

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intensional:

"you can choose your own groups for this project"

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stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

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tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

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saddestblogger:

when someone attractive accidentally brushes against you in the hallway

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iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

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claphne:

child

why u scream

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